THE NEW SCOTT BAIO (donquixote) wrote in duetotannins,
THE NEW SCOTT BAIO
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The heartbreaking story of Nate's ego or, rather, his insanity

Nate uses the word "virtuoso"
when he describes himself in
the third person, & it's not
because of his inflated ego,
but rather because he's lost
his marbles. You see, Nate
doesn't know who Nate is, &
his parents don't have the
heart to tell him, or rather
maybe they've just stopped
noticing. You know all those
commercials that give tips for
good parenting as an anti-drug,
like 'ask questions'? Well, Nate's
parents don't really watch t.v.,
so they don't know any better.
They're too busy reading books
on quantum physics (dad) or
trashy romances of the old west
(mom). Meanwhile, Nate is doing
lines of coke off the tits of the
third person he's fucked today.
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